As The Wheel Turns In Circles...

Well, I figgered as long as I was doing profiles, I might as well have my own page. ^_^ Whaddaya think? Say anything rude and die. -_-:: I hate wiseasses...
At any rate... I've decided to stick up this thing about myself. I mean, why not? It's not like it's going to kill you to look over some stuff about the freek behind the art... ^_^ So here I am, whole as I'll ever be.

Well, I'm not exactly exciting, nor am I boring. ^_^ Please, let me take you on a breif tour of my brain, will you? ^_^

  • NAME: S. A. Kelleher
  • NICKNAMES: "The Weird One In The Corner", "Oh, Her, You Know Her", "The One In Purple Lipstick", "The One In The Goth Clothes", etc...
  • AGE: You don't need to know. Errr.... Youngish?
  • SEX: Yes, please! Er... I mean... Female. Very female.
  • WEIGHT: About 215 lbs...
  • WEAPONS: Errr? My winning personality? Yeah, right... A plastic four-foot scythe that broke on my way home with it. No, that's not it... -_-:: (Thinks.) My roleplaying skills? (Thinks even harder.) I have to have something... I'm not completely helpless... (Suddenly brightens up.) My temper. That's it... ^_^ Don't get me angry, I'm worse than the Hulk! ^_^
  • OCCUPATION: Student.
  • MARITAL STATUS: Yeah, right...
  • HAIR COLOUR: Brown. Sorta a dark chocolate brown, sometimes mistaken for black. I have a few silver hairs sitting around in there, too.
  • EYE COLOUR: Varies with mood. Normally a bluish hazelly greenish greyish colour, but can be green when I really get angry. When they turn a bright emerald green you should be in the next county, as that is when I hit something similar to the Wolf-Rage. n_n
  • ATTIRE: Rrf. Whatever I feel like wearing. Velour shirts, and four colours of lipstick. There is purple for Gothy, steely, metallic grey for Bitchy, blood-red for Slutty, and bright purple for the ever-rare Funny. I can't find my choke-chain collar, and anyways, way too many people wanted to grab it. Sandals or boots, depending on how I feel like dressing. Lots of blues and purples. Blue, purple and grey eyeshadow (I know how to blend it and pull it off...) and whatever nail polish I feel like putting on, when I feel like putting it on. Some rings. The occasional necklace. Anything floppy and not yellow or pink. Or frilly. Or... Heh... ^_^; I love the feel of velour, and I'm still trying to get my hands on more velour clothing. Anything baggy, floppy, slightly worn, or downright grunge. I am not gothic, I simply look good that way. I look best in black, blue, and purple. I wear work-boots with skirts, and sandals. I hate wearing sneakers, so I normally don't. I would wear more ratty clothes (No, I'm not "grunge" either. It's just what I wear.) except they get taken from me once they rip a little. I've taken to wearing rags like N-Okami's around the house simply because I like to.
  • HEIGHT: About five-foot-six on a tall day. About five-foot-four on a short day.
  • HOMETOWN: Ithaca, New York. Anime capital of the world. Someone with blue, green, or pink hair going by is hardly noticed at all. Sorta noticed in the same way a person with brown hair is noticed...
  • OTHER SEMI-VITAL STUFF: Don't ask me if it's cold out, as I am apparently cold-blooded. I give nice backrubs. Some folks think I'm nice, but others think I'm a bitch. Don't ask me, I wouldn't know. I'm not gothic, that's simply how I look best. I am overweight. I am a self-proclaimed artist. I'm plain (not ugly, just ordinary and everyday) in appearance, and my complexion leaves much to be desired. I'm soft and cuddly. I have a huge chest that doesn't look like it, sorta like Niña-Okami's. I am a Geomancer. Erm... Anything else? I love chocolate. ^_^
  • LIKES: Blue, RPing, power trips, stones, nice energies, snow, food, chocolate, music, chocolate, video games, chocolate, fun, and lotsa other stuff! ^_^
  • DISLIKES: Green olives, jerks, bullies, folks who just won't get the hint, dorks, idiots, cheezy music, and lotsa other stuff.
  • FAVOURITE MUSIC: Lotsa stuff. Right off the top of my head, however, I can name:
    Rockapella, Billy Joel, Hootie and the Blowfish, Rush, Warren Zevon, James Taylor, Livingston Taylor, The Crash Test Dummies, The Moody Blues, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Garnet Rogers, Mark Rust, Pete Seeger, Arlo Guthrie, some classical music, Anime theme songs, just about anything from Sailor Moon, Celtic music (Which is pronounced with a hard "c"), traditional Japanese music, And many, many more...

    I have a voice! ^_^ Deep, throaty, and almost cute!
    I have a hilarious laugh! ^_^ Not for the weak-of-heart...
    I know some Japanese! ^_^; Leaves much to be desired...
    Shattering so many illusions of what I may be...
    Well, guys... Here is me, here like tomorrow's promises for revenge... Not a pretty sight. I warned you...
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